Here are some rules I think would be a Good Thing for you to follow:
- Don't be a dick. You are only allowed to be a dick if someone is being stupid.
- Don't be stupid.
- Formulate your rants coherently and make them entertaining!
- Please keep the defense of PHP at a minimum. There are some cool parts of PHP, and some parts of PHP don't deserve the hatred they get. But this is far and few between. Defend responsibly.
- I swear to god if you use this community as a launching point for your brand-spanking-new shiny CMS that has all these fancy bells and whistles I will fucking end you.
That should be about it I think! Be careful of Internet trolls and other un-savvy Internet personalities! They just might be here.